Camouflage and Humour: ‘Go to hell’
In the army, even if you declare that you are going to ‘HELL’, you will not be at peace. Cos the next day…
CO: Are you taking your wife along?
2IC: Get some glasses for mess.
QM: Do you require accn, warrant, LRC?
Adjt: Take some packed lunch.
Wife: Why only you?There are other officers in unit also?
Head clerk: Your movement order and LRC shahib.
Bachelors: Get some good movies while coming back.
Married Officers: Achi tarah se liaison karke ana pata nahi kal hum mein se kisi ko jana pade.
Sr JCO: Badiya karna sahib.
CHM: Banda sath mein bhej deta hu sahab.
Sahayak: Saab ek botal rakh diya hai agar seat nahi mila to. (In train)
Civil frnds: Yaar, tum army walo ki aish hai, pata nahi kaha kaha ghoomte rehte ho!